2. This dog who is obviously overreacting to this soda.
CHILL OUT, DOG. IT’S JUST A SODA.
5. This dog who cares a little too much about his quesadillas.
(Not that you can ever really care too much about quesadillas.)
7. This cat who’s reached an unhealthy level of not chilling the heck out.
8. THIS DOG WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON HE JUST NEEDS TO CALM THE HECK DOWN.
9. This dog who is in WAY too much of a hurry.
DOG, THERE IS NO NEED TO BE IN THIS MUCH OF A HURRY. CALM DOWN.
10. This dog who overloaded on Kibble caffeine and NOW HE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
13. THIS DOG WHO NEEDS TO CALM DOWN ABOUT THIS SWIM… IT’S TOO INTENSE.
14. This dog who needs to calm the heck down with these windshield wipers.
16. This dog who’s rockin out and NO HE WON’T STOP, HE CANNOT BE TAMED AND YOU WILL NOT CALM HIM DOWN.
20. This dog who has never seen a cat’s tail before so he’s freakin’ the heck out and needs to just dial it down a bit.
24. This dog who is jammin’ TOO HARD and needs to calm the HECK DOWN.
25. This cat who is so hyped up on sugar she doesn’t even know what’s happening.
26. This cat who needs to understand it’s JUST A SHOE. IT’S JUST A SHOE, CAT. JEEZ.
27. This ferret who is WAY too distraught over this peanut butter.
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- Bounce TV and BET will no longer air series featuring Bill Cosby after court records showed he admitted to buying sedatives to give to women.
- Subway has suspended Jared Fogle, the weight-loss guy from their commercials, due to an FBI investigation.