27 Animal Tongues That Are Out Of Control

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

1. This tongue that doesn’t care about your “rules.”

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2. This tongue who doesn’t care what you want him to be, he will live his life as a taco — yes, a taco — because that’s what he feels like. OK?!

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3. This tongue that can’t even remember the last time he cared at all.

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4. This tongue that is TIRED of people bossing him around.

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5. This tongue who will touch a butt if he damn well feels like it. He’ll touch five butts, he doesn’t care.

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6. This tongue that is tired of this cow telling him where to spend his time.

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7. This tongue that is sick and tired of hearing this pug’s jokes and puns and everything stupid this pug always says, and he is THROUGH.

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8. This tongue who will fight her away out of this cat if it’s the last thing she ever does.

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9. This tongue who knows what you say behind her back, and she will DEAL WITH YOU LATER.

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10. This tongue that thinks he’s been told what to do for FAR TOO LONG.

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11. And this tongue that thinks you shouldn’t underestimate what he’s capable of.

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12. This tongue that decided to just pack up her things and leave while everybody was sleeping.

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13. This tongue that knows she’s small, but if she wants to live her life as a tiny piece of ham, she will damn well do it.

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14. This tongue that might look innocent, but he’s seen things… terrible things… things that have driven him to lose his mind.

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15. This tongue that’s tired of this other tongue’s bullshit, frankly.

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16. This tongue who is DONE with living in this household with all of its “responsibilities.”

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17. This tongue who is enveloping this cat in another one of his drunken rages.

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18. This tongue who’s been out drinking like five (maybe even six) nights every week for the past two months.

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19. This tongue who doesn’t even know where it’s going, but IT IS GOING. IT IS OUT OF HERE.

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20. This tongue who doesn’t even care anymore, to be completely honest. It. Doesn’t. Care.

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21. This tongue knows you don’t approve of this relationship, but guess what? You don’t matter to him.

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22. This tongue who’s just gonna lie here in a passive aggressive fit until you give him attention because that’s how this works.

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23. This tongue who doesn’t give a single shit about what you think of him or his life.

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24. This tongue who doesn’t care if you’ve heard this story a thousand times, he’s gonna tell it again, and you’re act like you like it.

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25. This tongue who is SICK of being mocked and will NOT stand for it.

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26. This tongue who would slap you in your face if it could.

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27. And this tongue who is done, he’s out of here, he’s finished, he’s had it, he’s over. Goodbye.

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