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An Ode To Guy Fieri’s Goatee

What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.

1. Oh, to grace the face of such beauty.

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2. To square the lips of a mouth such as this.

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3. To blow so wildly, so wildly you must blow.

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4. Oh, goatee, the sights you have seen…

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5. The crumbs you have held.

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6. The dreams you have dreamed.

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7. The terrors you’ve beheld.

8. Whiskery wisps flowing in the winds like reeds swaying in sunset.

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9. Oh, goatee, the brushes you must feel.

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10. The tastes you must taste.

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11. The wonder you are to behold.

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12. What elegance.

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13. What wildness.

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14. A flash of lightning in a dark, dense bush.

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15. A statement of such simplicity. Such power.

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16. Declaring now and forever…

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17. … “I am.”

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