1. Hello, David Beckham’s tailor. You might know that David wore your wonderful pants to China yesterday and they looked quite splendid on the soccer field.
2. It was a fine pair of pants, truly. A spectacular pair.
3. And yes, they fit him VERY well. VERRRRY WELL.
4. But MOST importantly, I want to thank you, personally, for this…
5. Sure, you had a beautiful piece of cake to work with…
6. But DAYUM. Those are some well fittin’ pants.
ESPECIALLY in action.