1. First off, she has always, always, ALWAYS looked amazing.
2. She’s never been afraid to rock out and be her crazy self.
4. She *really* likes hotdogs.
6. She’s a showstopper.
8. She cares about America.
10. There are statues of her face.
21. Basically, she understands animals are just always better.
30. And she always will be.
HAPPY 91st BIRTHDAY, BETTY!