1. First off, she has always, always, ALWAYS looked amazing.
2. She’s never been afraid to rock out and be her crazy self.
4. She *really* likes hotdogs.
6. She’s a showstopper.
8. She cares about America.
10. There are statues of her face.
21. Basically, she understands animals are just always better.
24. And made this veiled threat.
30. And she always will be.
HAPPY 91st BIRTHDAY, BETTY!