1. Elvira is timeless. She's the Mistress of the Dark and it really wouldn't be Halloween without her.
Is it Halloween yet?
2. The world NEEDS more Elvira. She is all of us!
3. Check out her selfie game.
4. Not only is she gorgeous, but she's fucking hilarious.
5. And doesn't take shit from anyone.
6. She's also an ordained minister capable of uniting mortals in unholy matrimony.
7. She has legit priorities.
8. Truth.
There's nothing wrong with G-Rated movies.... as long as there's lots of sex and violence.
9. She has super human strength.
10. And strong principals.
11. She's forward.
12. She's politically active.
13. She's a staunch supporter of pizza.
14. And wine!
Celebrating #NationalDrinkWineDay with some of Elvira's Macabrenet from @stoc https://t.co/ZPOqTSf8R1
15. She's relatable.
16. She's fun.
17. And knows how to make a KILLER entrance.
18. She isn't afraid to laugh at herself.
19. She's current.
People say that we don't see horror hosts on TV anymore, but that's NOT true! We just call them "news anchors" now.
20. And a certified expert on all things mystical.
21. She has an oral record that's completely free of complaints.
22. She's wise.
23. She's inspiring.
24. And finally, she's proud of her legacy.
