Rewind·Posted on Oct 28, 201521 Times Roseanne Conner Was Basically All Of Us"Want a pizza?"by Mathew GuiverBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. She's extremely modest. 2. She knows how to use restraint. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. She's honest. 4. She knows the perfect way to comfort her friends and family. 5. She's humble. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. She's understanding. 7. And knows what it means to be "old-fashioned". 8. She's an expert on men. 9. And an IMPECCABLE judge of character. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Same. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. She's blunt. 12. She's powerful. 13. She knows proper etiquette. 14. And how to host a holiday dinner with the family. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. She's polite. 16. She stays up-to-date on the latest health trends. 17. She'll call your ass out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And is quick to point the ~finger~ of blame. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. She may be a little aggressive at times. 20. But she's definitely not mean. 21. And in times of emergency, there's NO ONE else better to have around.