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19 Hilarious Tweets About "The Hunger Games"

"Peeniss."

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I do respect the difficult choice Katniss had to make between good sex (gale) and bread (peeta)

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evreyone talks about noahs ark but nobodey talks abot noahs hunger games which determined the two strongest animals of each species

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Jennifer Lawrence still being in Hunger Games movies feels like if Justin Timberlake were still touring with NSYNC.

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I'm the guy in the Hunger Games who gets stabbed while he's trying to poop in the woods

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The Hunger Games only its me fighting a raccoon for cold french fries in the dumpster behind Wendy’s.

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If you see The Hunger games in IMAX so it's more realistic, they shouldn't let you bring snacks.

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Roses are white nightlock is blue it’s called Catching Fire not Hunger Games 2

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"Peeta, have you ever heard of an 'open relationship'?" - Katniss (if I wrote #TheHungerGames) #OneProblemSolved

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I once stabbed my brother with a fork over the last dinner roll, so, yes, I totally could’ve won the Hunger Games.

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A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games

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Catching Fire is the best movie that sounds like what happens to your stuff when you break up with someone from twitter.

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Playing a version of the Hunger Games where I don't eat this bagel because I want my jeans to fit.

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The Hungry Games. Kit-Katniss Everdeen and Pizza Mellark.

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Rejected Hunger Games characters: Yolowen Masonjar Chartreuse Coucher Flaps Wariostein Kissfromarose Amtrak

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Most unbelievable part of the Hunger Games is the idea that the american people would be satisfied w/ a tie in their biggest sporting event.

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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.

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[that part in the hunger games where everyone's in the training center working on skills for the arena] ME: *making the shit out of a pizza*

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would 100% go to a gym class called "Training for the Hunger Games"

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That devastating moment when you realize Peeta and Katniss' celebrity couple name is "Peeniss." #hungergames