1. Who is Tory and why are there so many of her?
2. Why is everyone freaking about the idea of another hung parliament?
3. Why is everyone in Scotland yelling rn?
4. Is James Bond secretly bringing down the SNP with swastikas?
5. Is Labour's shadow chancellor really named Ed Balls?!
6. Are voters struggling to understanding Natalie Bennett because she speaks Australian, mate?
She should probably be more Australian.
7. Why are all the children slamming their heads on desks?
8. Does this George Galloway guy EVER take off his fedora? And does he run your internet?
9. Why is Nick Clegg inspecting a hedgehog? Why is he flying through the air? Is Nick Clegg OK?
10. Are you seriously saying that giving sausage rolls to voters is actually illegal? If it’s illegal, I don’t want to be legal.
Ukip candidate facing police probe over sausage rolls #sausagerollgate http://t.co/XpoZ0LRiXj
11. DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMN ELECTION KNOW HOW TO EAT A FREAKING SANDWICH?!
12. Is everyone else getting some serious feelings about this Green party music video? And not really knowing what they are?
View this video on YouTube
13. Is Ed Miliband’s sexuality as raw and tough as it seems?
14. What the hell is the House of Lords and how is this still a thing in 2015?
15. If the Queen was like, "NOPE", not good enough, what happens next?
16. How much raving occurs in the Monster Raving Loony party?
17. Have you ever thought about compulsory voting?
18. Are you actually considering giving Arya Stark a go as prime minister?
Because we all know she'd be great.
19. Finally, does anyone have a bloody clue about who will win??!!
