This Is What's Heavier Than Your Water Weight

    The truth may surprise you.

    Did you know you are up to 60% water?

    It's true. You're basically just a glass of water.

    What's the other 40%?

    Delusion.

    That's right!

    It's just enough to convince you that you are a worthwhile person, with hopes and dreams and a purpose.

    That your life isn't really a wet meaningless existence.

    That slowly gets evaporated drop by drop.

    Until there's nothing left other than a faint white rim around the edge of a glass.

    So stay hydrated!

    Be sure to drink more water, or should I say...

    Be sure to drink more you.