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37 Reasons To Love Brazilian Hulk

There’s more than enough reasons to be his number one fan.

1. This is Hulk, he plays for Brazil.

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2. Ummm… Hi there.

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3. There’s so many reasons to be his fan. First of, he’s the force of nature in the field.

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4. He worked really hard to be where he is now.

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5. Hulk knows how to put a rude journalist back in place when he makes a dumb question.

6. Does he care about criticism? Nope.

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7. He’s the one that makes training more fun.

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8. And also better looking. Just look at him wearing this black uniform.

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9. He’s always making fun of his teammates.

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Nice teeth.

10. And he is THIS close to Neymar.

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11. And also with Fred.

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12. It’s real friendship, because who else would smile like this after you score a goal?

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13. But honestly, so many of us think one thing secretly…

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HULK > NEYMAR.

14. There are three dots in this photo, we know which you’re looking at though.

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15. Wow.

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16. It’s so much more fun cheering for Hulk.

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17. You wouldn’t be able to do this for Neymar.

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18. Hulk is even better in graffitis.

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19. But first, let me take a selfie.

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20. Seeing this happen makes you so angry.

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21. You get all worried when someone pushes him over.

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22. But then you remember he was built for a soft landing.

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23. Yup, it’s time we talk about *that*.

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24. Hulk’s butt.

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26. So big it didn’t fit in this photo.

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27. Really, look at that butt.

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28. A butt so big it sometimes looks squared.

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29. Is it heavy?

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30. But he’s not just a butt, ok? We need to appreciate everything.

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31. He’s great from the front.

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32. OH MY GOD.

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33. Look at him lying down.

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34. And what about his strong face? Yup.

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POWER.

35. And an adorable smile.

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36. Awn.

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37. And he even dances like this while he smiles:

During an interview Hulk said he was dancing to “O Gostosão do Momento” a song by his friend Yegor Bandoleiro.

Yup.

GO GET ‘EM HULK!

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