Meet the Weenie Babies.
Your eyes are not deceiving you: these are Beanies with penises.
And pubic hair. And balls.
Why would someone do this?
Why would someone look at an adorable animal-shaped bag o' beans and think, "Yup. I'm gonna sew a big ol' dick on this bear"?
We may never know.
While these are no longer for sale (thank god), the images remain...
...and will haunt us forever.
