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23 Struggles All Flat-Chested Ladies Know To Be True

Chairperson of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

1. Asking this question since you were little.

2. Hoping that buying the right bra will change things.

3. Being jealous of friends who are way more blessed than you.

4. Waking up every morning and realizing there's NOTHING THERE.

5. When your friends do a double take when you wear a push-up bra.

6. Realizing the idea that flat ladies can wear anything they want simply isn't true.

7. Trying on blouses and jackets that just aren't made for you.

8. NOT being grown-up Jennifer Garner.

9. Staring at your friends' bras in total disbelief.

10. Constantly repositioning the littles you have for optimal push-up effect.

11. Feeling constantly neglected by popular music and culture.

My humps by the black eyed peas is why I have anxiety issues #smallboobprobs

12. Trying to stuff your bra and getting caught.

13. Or suffering a stuffing mishap hours later.

14. Pushing your boobs together to see what actual cleavage looks like.

15. Using stripes or ruffles to create an optical illusion.

16. Wearing a push-up bra and knowing you're fooling everyone.

17. Strapless dresses. Just nope.

18. When you get caught staring at another girl's boobs.

19. Doubling bathing suit pads to look proportional in any way.

20. Being told indignantly, "Well you don't really have to wear a bra."

21. Getting this reaction when you take off your bra in front of a guy.

22. Being mistaken for an undeveloped teenager.

23. Plus, there's nowhere to hide a kitten.