10 Cultural Phenomena We'd Love To See In The Thanksgiving Day Parade

Everything on this list would look amazing as a giant balloon. Make sure to check out the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC at 9 a.m.

1. A cronut.

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Followed by a hundred human-shaped floats who wait in an insane line for this flaky goodness.

2. Rosie Pig.

Because who is a cuter hiccupper?

3. A selfie.

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How else do we humblebrag in this day and age?

4. A Bitstrips cartoon.

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This is the new way to troll your dearest friends and weird out your co-workers.

5. Dancing baby.

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Because, I don't know, we do miss him.

6. KALE!

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Everyone's favorite fiber-rich-protein-filled-antioxidant-super-food green! ZOMGZ.

7. An emoji.

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Because how else can we convey human emotion?

8. A face swap.

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This is how you show your friends how you feel about them.

9. Tiny hands.

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Nothing is funnier or creepier.

10. And, of course, cats wearing tights.

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Look at those stems!

Make sure to look for your favorite new and old balloons at this year's parade!

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