Travel·Posted on Apr 26, 201441 Unwritten Rules All New Yorkers Know To Be TrueIf you can make it there you can make it... oh SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep here.by Mackenzie KruvantBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You won't be able to find a cab when you need one but they'll be everywhere when you don't. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. It won't rain when you're wearing rain boots but will pour when you're not at all prepared. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Your friend will plan their birthday party as far away from your apartment as possible. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You will be late to something because you are stuck behind tourists. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You will complain about how slow they move. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. But then get distracted while texting and walk even slower than them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You will smell something gross and then worry for the rest of your walk that it is you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. It won't be. It'll just be New York. View this photo on Instagram 9. You will want to play with every dog you meet. View this photo on Instagram 10. The snacks you get at the movies will cost as much as your ticket. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You'll use a vacation day to spend the day in your apartment waiting for Time Warner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You will meet a total douche. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You'll end up dating them anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You'll get stuck on a subway car with a performer that you will then ignore. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You'll wake up early to go to a museum and then fall back asleep until 1pm. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. The farmers market will always seem like a good idea, but you'll shop at the bodega anyway. View this photo on Instagram 17. You will get too drunk at brunch and not be able to go out at night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You'll stare at someone cute on the subway and imagine an entire life together. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Then they'll notice you and you'll basically die of embarrassment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You will run into the one person you don't want to see when you least expect it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. It will probably be your ex. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. With their new significant other. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And their dog. View this photo on Instagram 24. You'll think it's time to sign up for an online dating site. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. You'll realize it's NEVER time to sign up for an online dating site. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You'll pass a restaurant that has a B or below health rating and think I'd literally never go there. View this photo on Instagram 27. You'll get drunk and go there. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. You'll want to vomit when you see your rent check but also won't be able to look away from it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. You will put off going to the doctor because you won't have time to take the whole afternoon off to go. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. You will complain about calorie counts listed in restaurants but still eat there anyway. View this photo on Instagram 31. You will grab a cab thinking it'll be faster than the subway but get stuck in traffic going uptown. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. And by the time you get out you’ll feel sick. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. You will get stuck listening to a couple break up in public. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 34. You won't be able to help but listen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 35. You will choose a side. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 36. Your jacket pockets will be filled with subway cards. View this photo on Instagram 37. Your bag will be filled with a ton of loose change because you always use your credit card to pay. View this photo on Instagram 38. You will become overwhelmed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 39. You will wonder if you should leave. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 40. But then you'll look up at the Empire State Building and realize you shouldn't. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 41. Then you'll step in a puddle of rainwater and piss. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF