Hulk Hogan is about to launch a web hosting service. In honor of the announcement they released the most confusing thing you've ever seen.
Lalala, just coloring in my giant coloring book.
WOAH 200 MILLION PEOPLE WANT HOGAN INTERNET!
Unimpressed. I'm going to eat this crayon instead.
Hogan to the rescue!
Bring it, brother!
This is terrifying.
Yeah, you vom that Crayon.
Actually gagging.
Watch this "American Hero's" commercial in its entirety.
