Hulk Hogan is about to launch a web hosting service. In honor of the announcement they released the most confusing thing you've ever seen.
Lalala, just coloring in my giant coloring book.
WOAH 200 MILLION PEOPLE WANT HOGAN INTERNET!
Unimpressed. I'm going to eat this crayon instead.
Yeah, you vom that Crayon.
Watch this "American Hero's" commercial in its entirety.