Our Nightmare Is Over, Zac Efron And Michelle Rodriguez Are Done

    Hallelujah!

    Remember when ~this~ was happening???

    And ~this~ (the unspeakable) ruined lives and tore families apart?

    BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR, OR OK.

    It was a dark time for everyone.

    Well, let the clouds part and the heavens shine their beautiful light upon you because IT'S OVER.

    Over.

    O-VER.

    And our Zac is free!

    Free as a bird who is the most beautiful and perfect bird in all of bird land.

    AND HE CAN LIVE HIS WONDERFUL LIFE.

    And his arms can be praised by all of us.

    And his chest can run wild!

    And today was a glorious day that will be remembered forever. Thank you and goodbye.