Zac Efron Went Running In Jorts

    Zac is part of the jorticulture club and dang he looks good.

    Hey Zac where are you running to?

    Why are you jumping over those bushes with your beautiful legs?

    How did you get your hair to be so adorably windswept?

    Why are you standing there with your flawless frame looking confused?

    Why does that pole get to feel so lucky with your hand on it ever so gently?

    Oh to be that pole.

    What a wonder.