Even though you might not have actually sung at all throughout your career, you’ve managed to MARRY DAVID BECKHAM, so congrats on that. Your cold exterior is misunderstood, and underneath that little black dress is a heart of gold. Or not. Maybe you are kind of bitchy, and that’s OK because remember you are MARRIED TO DAVID BECKHAM NOW. Also you are chic, and that never goes out of style.
You are fun, adventurous and not afraid to get a little sweaty. You also have a special relationship with your midriff (it’s the real star of the show). And don’t regret that barbed wire tattoo, it looks cool, I swear!
You are the darling of your friends/everyone. AREN’T YOU ADORABLE. You are single handedly keeping the lollilop industry and baby doll dresses in business.
You are one badass bitch. Not only do you have the best hair on this side of the ’90s but also you sing some of the most important lyrics to ever be sung in the history of music. ZIG-A-ZIG-AH ANYONE?
So maybe the whole group fell apart because you decided to leave, but when it was good, you owned that shit. Girl power? Yeah that was allllll you.