Martha Stewart is roasting Justin Bieber next week, and while some might not totally get why, you will understand if you read her tweets. SHE CAN THROW DOWN.
1. When she was "sorry" about not making a big deal and she will let you know more when she wants:
Sorry I did not make a big deal about the radio show on Sirius we are planning a new show and will let you know time and place
2. When she was like Oprah who?
A 1982 photo just surfaced in my office susan Magrino left, the lady in white , host on a tv show in Baltimore Who?
3. When she was like "do you know the artist, bet not cause you are dumb"
Standing in front of a beautiful painting in Donald Judd NYC house do you know the artist?
4. When she was like, "I post photos on twitter AND Instagram, bitch"
How many of you check Instagram every day in addition to Twitter? I try to post different photos on each @marthastewart48
5. When she hardcore threw shade at the patriots:
70,288 people attended the Super Bowl tonight in Phoenix unfortunately the patriots are losing
6. When she did not give a shit about conforming to just three words:
Three words for DVF sexy on the go effortless
7. When she was like "ever heard of it? NO? Well I have it."
Ever hear of hoar frost and sea smoke? Both exist in this photo of my maine property
8. When she made sure you knew she was going to lots of parties:
Palm beach on New Year's Eve with Mehmet dr oz, mehmets beautiful daughter daphne and me at one of many parties
9. When she dragged Apple:
Twitter and apple correcting whoopi's name in my previous tweet to woo pie Something has to be done!!!!
10. When she not so humbly bragged:
We are eating and drinking delicious wine( Baron de L 2008 )at la petite maison in Istanbul When you visit this fascinating place Eat here
11. When she REALLY bragged about her chicken fence:
The last rose of summer a spray of beautifully scented pink roses i found blooming happily on the chicken fence
12. When she straight up dissed this fashion choice:
Would you wear this? I would check it out in the mirror before going in public!
13. And finally, when she sent the "K" to end all "Ks"
K