Celebrity·Posted on Nov 5, 201416 Things You Can Marry That Aren't Benedict Cumberbatch But Are Close EnoughSad because he's taken? Don't be! Look at all of your options that aren't Benedict himself, but like, almost him.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This lemon: 2. Inspector Gadget: 3. This cat: 4. This lemon but now with SUNGLASSES. 5. Butthead: 6. Any one of these potatoes: 7. The Troig from Star Wars (the head on the left seems more available): 8. A knee: 9. This otter eating a watermelon: 10. Sid from Ice Age 11. This lemon: 12. A salarian: 13. ET: 14. This smiling potato, unrelated to the other potatoes but similar. 15. A SIMS alien: 16. And This foot: