1. First Kim AND Khloe were pregnant.
2. AND it was twins!
3. But she was all alone?
4. Maybe not because remember when Kanye and Kim got married?
5. No, wait. They eloped.
6. BUT OH NO KANYE CHEATED.
7. And It’s the end.
8. In March she was PAID to get pregnant.
9. Then in May she was used. USED I SAY!
10. Then there was delivery ~DRAMZ~
11. And some more delivery dramz.
12. AND THEN SHE GOT PLASTIC SUGERY WHILE PREGNANT?!
13. Then the baby starting RUINING HER LIFE.
14. She was binging on pasta, cake and ice cream.
15. But wasn’t she paid for the weight gain??
16. She couldn’t stop eating.
17. But whatever, she’ll eat as much as she wants!
18. But then after a 6-lb weight gain she was worried.
19. And at 200 lbs she was dumped.
(That never happened)
20. MAYBE FOR ANOTHER MAN?!
21. DON’T CALL HER FAT.
22. YOU CALL THIS FAT?
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