The Potoo Bird Always Looks Like It Just Saw Something Absolutely Horrifying

    OMG.

    What the hell was that.

    WHAT WAS THAT.

    Dear god.

    HOLY CRAP.

    JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH.

    SAVE ME NOW DEAR LORD.

    I SAW IT AND I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

    LIFE IS DIFFERENT.

    IT'S HORRIBLE. IT'S AWFUL.

    I'M NOT OKAY.

    IT'S STILL THERE.

    IT'S COMING CLOSER.

    *SHRIEKS* *FALLS OVER*