27 Times Debra Messing Was Deeply Affected By Uber Facts

    EXCUSEE ME???!?!?

    1.

    “@UberFacts: Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience - The first is being burned alive.” HEAR THAT GENTLEMEN???

    2.

    “@UberFacts: When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.” Jeeezzzzzzzzzz.

    3.

    “@UberFacts: Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off.” EXCUSE ME?!?!?

    4.

    “@UberFacts: Pandas have been known to fake pregnancies in order to receive more food and special treatment from humans.” AWESOME

    5.

    “@UberFacts: People hear not only with their ears, but also skin and eyes.” Yup....

    6.

    “@UberFacts: The number of Nutella jars sold in a year could cover The Great Wall of China 8 times.” THAT'S CRAAAAAZZZY

    7.

    “@UberFacts: The average cloud weighs 1.1 million pounds.” WHAT???????

    8.

    “@UberFacts: Chipotle buys some of their avocados from musician Jason Mraz.” WHAT?????

    9.

    “@UberFacts: There's a cafe in France which charges 𠫇 a coffee 2 rude customers & 𠫁.40 to people who talk politely 2 wait staff.” YESSS!

    10.

    “@UberFacts: The word "bride" was derived from an old English word meaning "cook." WOW...THAT'S a bummer.

    11.

    “@UberFacts: Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease by 50%.” THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE

    12.

    "@UberFacts: Teenagers who spend much of their time listening to music are 8.3 times more likely to be depressed." WOW-

    13.

    @UberFacts: In 1977 we recvd a radio signal from space that lasted 72 secs. To this day, we still don't know where it came from. EXCUSE ME?

    14.

    “@UberFacts: By peeing in the shower, you can save about 1,157 gallons of water a year.” HEAR THAT EVERYONE?! Golden Showers for everyone!

    15.

    "@UberFacts: Women's tears have been proven to biologically reduce sexual desire in men." Wowww.

    16.

    "@UberFacts: Women's tears have been proven to biologically reduce sexual desire in men." Wowww.

    17.

    “@UberFacts: The almond is not a nut. It's a member of the peach family.” EXCUUUUSE ME?!?!?

    18.

    “@UberFacts: Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald in Japan.” HUH. Is there NO ONE to correct them???

    19.

    “@UberFacts: Cursing after hurting yourself can help reduce the amount of pain you feel by up to 50%.” I KNEW IT!!!!

    20.

    “@UberFacts: For lactose intolerant people, chocolate can help aid in the digestion of milk.” HUH??? Do I still take my Lactase first?

    21.

    “@UberFacts: “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” is the fear of long words.” THAT is hilarious. (Not the phobia , the name for it...)

    22.

    “@UberFacts: Most of the world's diamonds are at least 3 billion years old.” THAT MSKES ME EVEN MORE OBSESSED

    23.

    “@UberFacts: Due to their extreme atmospheric conditions, it rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.” EXCUSE ME?

    24.

    “@UberFacts: The longest human poop ever recorded was 26 feet.” I don't believe you.

    25.

    “@UberFacts: A strawberry isn't an actual berry, but a banana is.” THIS JUST BLEW MY MIND.

    26.

    “@UberFacts: The head of a man's penis is shaped to scoop other males’ semen out of the vagina.” OH MY G-D.

    27.

    “@UberFacts: Eminem would spend hours every night studying the dictionary, so he could expand his vocabulary for his rhymes.” Cool fact