Question for you: Why did Terry Crews come to my house, dig through my boxes labeled "clothes from 2001-2005, burn before wearing again" and take a belt out?*
And then flaunt it on stage at the Teen Choice Awards?
Follow up question for you: why did he wear this belt over...another belt?
HMM?!?!?!!??
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Well after thinking on it for a few seconds, I think I know the answer: because circle belts are timeless.
