1. Footage from last night’s Tony Awards shows that musical performer and yoga aficionado Sting has absolutely no clue how to clap his hands.
2. First of all, his fingers are spread like they are covered in Super Glue. NOT THE PROPER FINGER POSITION FOR CLAPPING.
3. And when the clap is in motion, there is no cupping. NO CUPPING, I SAY.
4. It seems as though Sting was just recently taught how to clap and this was his first chance to execute one.
5. Sending out an S.O.S. because this clap needs to be saved.
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