1. What’s your birthday?
Uhhh, it’s on my card, doi.
2. Are you over 21?
3. What is your middle name?
Hehehe, it says it on my license.
4. How tall are you?
I’m as tall as my ID says I am.
5. What color are your eyes?
They change in the sun.
6. What’s your home zip code?
My chest cavity because HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS. *blinks*
7. What’s the name of the street you live on?
Ummm, It’s clearly written on my ID!
8. What’s your astrological sign?
Lololol, I don’t believe in stars.
9. What’s your Chinese zodiac sign?
*eats a snickers bar*
10. What’s the name of your town said backwards?
R u serious.
11. How do you spell your last name?
12. How many letters are in your full name, first and last combined?
13. How old are you?
I’m 19 — I MEAN 21. FUCK.