13 Questions People With Fake IDs Are Tired Of Answering

Not these again!

1. What’s your birthday?

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Uhhh, it’s on my card, doi.

2. Are you over 21?

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DUH!

3. What is your middle name?

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Hehehe, it says it on my license.

4. How tall are you?

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I’m as tall as my ID says I am.

5. What color are your eyes?

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They change in the sun.

6. What’s your home zip code?

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My chest cavity because HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS. *blinks*

7. What’s the name of the street you live on?

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Ummm, It’s clearly written on my ID!

8. What’s your astrological sign?

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Lololol, I don’t believe in stars.

9. What’s your Chinese zodiac sign?

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*eats a snickers bar*

10. What’s the name of your town said backwards?

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R u serious.

11. How do you spell your last name?

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PHONETICALLY.

12. How many letters are in your full name, first and last combined?

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Rude.

13. How old are you?

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I’m 19 — I MEAN 21. FUCK.

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