12 Other Crimes Against Humanity That Justin Bieber Has Committed

This guy has a long history with breaking the law.

1. Crime of pooping your pants in public:

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Defecation in your pants isn’t cool!!!

2. Crime against hats:

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Secondary crime: wearing a dangerous weapon.

3. Crime against hats second offense:

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And another secondary crime by wearing sunglasses inside.

4. Crime against pants:

The jester must be punished.

5. Crime of making us scared cause he looks scary:

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Not cool to joke about a nuclear fallout.

6. Crime of OPENING AN UMBRELLA INSIDE.

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THAT’S JUST BAD LUCK BRO.

7. Crime against tighty-whities:

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Tighty-whities are for INSIDE your pants.

8. Crime against leather pants with no fly:

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This just seems silly.

9. Crime against the color red:

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Red is offended.

10. Crime against using a Segway:

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Segways are ILLEGAL. I think. Pretty sure they are illegal in 48 states and five other entire continents.

11. Crime against rocks:

Come on, you don’t just mess with nature like that.

12. Crime against mustaches:

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Sir, arrest this man!

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