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One Time David Beckham Wore These Pants

Goodbye world, I never knew you.

1. Once upon a time in a dark, dark world (the year 2003) David Beckham wore these pants.

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2. THESE. PANTS.

3. Whose crotch is longer than a footlong sub.

4. Whose pants have stray seams all over the legs.

5. Whose cuffs are flowing over his shoes like a flooded river.

6. IT WAS MADNESS. IT WAS A SAD TIME FOR EVERYONE.

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7. He felt so bad about the pants he offered someone roses to apologize for them.

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8. But they can’t be forgiven.

9. The End.

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