I'm not trying to be an alarmist or anything, but I noticed something slightly terrifying whilst perusing some photographs of famous people. What I saw is that it's very obvious that Olivier Martinez — ex of Halle Berry — is hoarding baguettes. They say that stars are "just like us!" But this star is not like us. Because us is not collecting baguettes to stow away for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Don't believe that this baguette hoarding is happening right under our noses??? See for yourself:
It all begins with the first photo I found that fits my theory. This one is from nearly three years ago, on Aug. 15, 2013. Olivier carries something in his hand: that's right...a baguette.
A month later on Sept. 10, 2013, he buys a baguette again.
April 10, 2014: He tries to hide the baguette in his jacket, but fails. Baguette is seen.
2015. This is the year the baguette hoarding really gets serious. On Jan. 5 he gets his first one of the year.
On Feb. 6, 2015, he's spotted again. See it?
On March 17, 2015, he gets another.
On May 19, 2015, it happens again. See it? Sticking out like a sore thumb. It looks delicious.
On Nov. 25, 2015, Olivier buys another beautiful baguette.
By December his baguette fort must be growing tremendously, because he gets a baguette on Dec. 11, 2015...
...two days later on Dec. 13, 2015...
...and only one day later again on Dec. 14, 2015.
Dec. 29, 2015:
His most recent baguette purchase was only a few days ago, on Jan. 8, 2016. By now it's clear that he has 3...maybe 400,000 baguettes lining the walls and covering the carpets in his home.
