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    Leonardo DiCaprio's Hat Is A Danger To Everyone

    This is unsafe!!!

    This is a PSA that Leonardo DiCaprio definitely cannot see a damn thing when he wears this hat, and he is at risk — as is everyone whom he might bump into.

    There is literally zero chance that anything besides the darkness of the inside of his itchy wool hat taken from the set of Newsies can be seen.

    Because of this hat he's literally walking in the middle of the street. DANGEROUS MUCH?!

    Doth his eyes not want to see the world in which he lives?

    Doth he not want to see the strobe lights of the club in which he dances???

    Doth he not want to see the e-cig of which he vapes????

    In conclusion, this all might explain why he is falling off the edge of this boat:

    Be careful out there, Leo!!!