1. This is John Travolta:
2. This is John Travolta’s hair:
3. This is also John Travolta’s hair:
4. This TOO is John Travolta’s hair:
5. And so is THIS:
6. AS IS THIS:
7. It’s lack of commitment to staying the same way is heart breaking.
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8. Why must his hair lie to us?
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9. Why must it TOY WITH OUR EMOTIONS LIKE IT DOES?
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10. Why does it shapeshift and change it’s ways like a wizard in the night?
11. Please stop this, hair.
12. Just be the real you.
13. Whatever that may be.