John Travolta's Chin Hat Is Back And Worse Than Ever

    There is no word for this thing.

    Greetings from this little ball of hair. This little hair hat for his chin.

    Yes hi, from me.

    Come, sit, I've saved you a seat next to me.

    Did you miss me?

    Where are you going? Why are you going away? Come back.

    Closer.

    Yes, yes friend. I don't bite.

    I've become longer and darker and much more confusing since you last saw me.

    Well, I must be going now.

    Good-bye, friend. Until next time.