1. Someone discovered that there is a deep, dark secret lurking in the depths of Joaquin Phoenix’s forehead. To know the secret, you must watch.
2. But if you are lazy and don’t want to watch….IT’S A PERSON. WHO SEEMINGLY GRADUATED FROM ACTING SCHOOL.
3. Look at its range of emotion. And its red goatee.
4. Sweet dreams.
In The News Today
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- Russia is reportedly preparing to send ground troops to aid Syria's campaign against rebel forces. ›