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Jared Leto Defies All Aging Logic As The Sexiest 42-Year-Old Man On Earth

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Jared Leto is a 42-year-old man who LOOKS LIKE THIS.

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This is the naked and wet body of a 42-year-old:

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This is the half-naked body of that same man:

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He should win an award for person most likely to travel BACK IN TIME.

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Because this man is a beauty.

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An actual chiseled statue made of marble and stone.

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He has the complexion of a teen (who skipped over the acne phase).

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His body is like Benjamin Button’s when he was 78, so like, a 22-year-old’s normal body.

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HIS HAIR IS THAT OF A YOUNG WOMAN’S.

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But back to his chestal region.

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REMEMBER THAT HE’S 42, so he’s almost 50, which is halfway to 100.

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And what almost 100-year-old do you know who looks like this???!!

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No one, that’s who.

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Yet he can still haul a canoe.

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And row a canoe.

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And walk around without a cane.

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But enough about his agility.

He’s just plain hot.

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And so is his tiny bubble butt.

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And the front of him:

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And also still hot when he’s doing this:

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So here’s to Jared Leto, anti-ager and general hottie.

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