ALERT: The most profound tweeter to ever exist has apparently thrown in the Twitter towel.
The boy-man who made our heads implode and explode at the same time in just 140 characters has left us.
Let's take a moment to reflect on why this is terrible news.
No more of this.
Or this.
Or this.
Say good-bye to this.
And this.
And this.
Say good-bye to tweets that made you think FOR ONCE IN YOUR DAMN LIFE.
Please come back, Jaden. Please come back.
We miss you already.
