He's on a show called "Baby Daddy" but that's not what's important here.
THIS is what's important:
Seriously, I'm not kidding.
And he wears black nail polish on his big toe:
Also, he loves dogs and wants to make sure they are SAFE:
And taking cool myspace-esque pictures:
Also good pics of himself...
He looks hot when he's dirty...
When he "plays" football:
And especially when he sweats:
I'll leave you with this.