And this is how he would have probably announced everyone else's names if he got the chance:
Jart Liters
Stanley Hooper
Lisa Manila Envelope
Grouldie Hanz
Brat Spit
Brett Milder
Hannah Kendrock
Merl Sterp
Lunesta Knee-Congo
Janet Loorenstein
Maddow Mohogany
Chewing Epifor
Wilt Smoth
Cindy Block
Annjeen Jewels
Bento Tinderbox
Helen Denergis
Leonart DiCamry
And lastly, his own name.
Thanks to Jarett, Dorsey, Doree, Whitney, Tommy, Emily, Jaimie, Spencer, Erica, Julie, Ryan, Ellie, Adam, Shani, and Jace for their brilliant ideas.