How To Say Goodbye To Your Yacht Crew Like Rihanna

First you’ll need a yacht and a crew, then you’ll need to bid farewell like she does.

1. First be sweet:

2. Then get a ‘tude:

3. And get everyone to join in:

4. I mean EVERYONE:

5. Then throw up some guns:

6. All together now!

7. Then be sweet again:

8. Make sure to sign something for them:

9. And make it meaningful:

THIS IS HER BITCH.

10. Wait! One more:

Okay, The End.