Step 1: Walk out of your owner's apartment like you fucking own the place. Look around for any cat lurkers (you don't want to associate with them).
Step 2: Look at the ground and maintain your air of mystery. Make them guess about you. Who are you? What do you like? What makes you tick??
Step 3: Make eyes with the camera. This is your time. Everyone is watching you.
Step 4: Yes. Give the people what they want.
Step 5: Hold your stare. DO NOT WAVER.
Step 6: I SAID DO NOT WAVER. Good. You are doing it.
Step 6: Turn your head. Let all those other cats wish they were you.
Step 7: Just sit on Taylor's arm and don't worry about anything in your life because you have nothing to worry about.
Step 8: Continue on your path to the vet or wherever you are going and remember that your life is perfect and you are the quiche-est cat in New York City.