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    How To Attend A Basketball Game Like Taylor Swift In 11 Easy Steps

    Easy peasy!

    1. First, get the help of Amar'e Stoudemire to make a slam dunk, before the game even starts.

    2. Then take your seat next to Ben Stiller.

    3. And take a picture with Ben Stiller's son, photographed by Ben Stiller.

    4. Then whisper into your BFF Karlie Kloss's reminiscing about the time Ben Stiller took a picture of you.

    5. Then stand up and realize you're twice as tall as Ben Stiller.

    6. Then get some beers and cheers ur bestie.

    7. Chug your beers.

    8. Then text on an invisible phone.

    9. During the game, watch yourself on the jumbotron singing "Shake It Off" with Amar'e Stoudemire.

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    10. Then let your best friend act out the information desk person emoji.

    11. JK high five her because you two have amazing lives and also made friends with Ben Stiller tonight.