For many, many years one question has been lingering on my mind. It keeps me up at night. It makes my hands clammy. That question is, how many pairs of basketball shorts does Adam Sandler own? Well, let's see!
At least one pair!
At least two pairs.
At least three pairs!
At least four pairs!
At least five pairs!
At least six pairs.
At least seven pairs!
These are actually a repeat pair, so we remain at seven pairs.
At least eight pairs.
At least nine pairs!
These *look* like another pair, but actually this is a new pair. So 10 pairs so far.
These could either be the same as above, or different. But there's a dog in this picture, so let's go with 11 pairs.
This is technically one pair of shorts, but in my opinion they should actually count as two. so, 13 pairs as of now.
And this photo makes 14 pairs. And also at least one pair of Uggs.
So, while the official number is still TBD, according to this thorough investigation Adam Sandler owns at LEAST 14 pairs of basketball shorts...
