Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Are Best Friends

And Chris Martin is their sad third wheel. posted on

1. “Hey, hey guys. Hey. Hellooooo. Hey GUYS! Hi I’m here too, right behind you, like… one foot away. I’m so close I can hear you guys. I hear you talking about me. I can hear that Cameron!”

2. “Lol, Gwyn if you ignore him he’ll go away. He smells, hahaha. You are my best friend I seriously I love you sooooo much. You are so pretty and fun and cool and so fun. Was that wine like extra percentage-y or something?”

3. “Fine, I hate you guys. I’m leaving…I’m gonna go. Seriously, I’m walking away….I’m doing it. I’m just going to walk away. I’m not kidding I’m leeeeeavvinggg…..you guys suck.”

The End.

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