Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Are Best Friends

And Chris Martin is their sad third wheel.

1. “Hey, hey guys. Hey. Hellooooo. Hey GUYS! Hi I’m here too, right behind you, like… one foot away. I’m so close I can hear you guys. I hear you talking about me. I can hear that Cameron!”

2. “Lol, Gwyn if you ignore him he’ll go away. He smells, hahaha. You are my best friend I seriously I love you sooooo much. You are so pretty and fun and cool and so fun. Was that wine like extra percentage-y or something?”

3. “Fine, I hate you guys. I’m leaving…I’m gonna go. Seriously, I’m walking away….I’m doing it. I’m just going to walk away. I’m not kidding I’m leeeeeavvinggg… guys suck.”

The End.

Photos: Splash News

Check out more articles on!



    Here Are The Top Stories
    • BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
    • Liberia has reported three new cases of Ebola this week. The country was declared Ebola-free on May 9.
    • A pilot has broken the world records for longest solo flight and longest non-stop flight ever taken in a solar-powered airplane ?
    Get The News App

    Now Buzzing