2. Look no further.
3. At 6’3 and somewhere between 100 and 300 pounds, this guy is back on the market.
6. And brave…
9. He’s available for the taking.
10. YES THIS MUDDY BOD IS NOW LOOKING FOR A MATE!
11. You can be the one to tell him he has heavenly arm formation.
12. It’s really heavenly.
13. And lovely foot structure.
It’s really lovely.
14. You can run your fingers through his shiny golden hair.
15. And pluck the stray food from his beard.
16. These can be YOUR groceries that the two of you will share in a nice meal by candlelight.
17. You can join him in this pool.
18. And then be hosed off after the pool to get all the chlorine off:
20. So REJOICE!
21. And be thankful that maybe one day soon you can be together.
- Bitterly cold temperatures and arctic winds began freezing large swathes of the U.S. Northeast ❄️