For all you JP lovers out there. This is for you.
It's also for Jeff. A Man of strength and beauty.
A man of many pairs of cargo shorts and work shirts.
Just sit back and enjoy this photo of him with his pants at his ankles and the tasmanian devil on his little person:
Then rejoice at this sight. A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. A SIGHT THAT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER.
And while things are getting intense, there's this. YOU ARE ALIVE!
Now remember how you feel when you see him out in the elements. Getting wet.
The rain pouring down upon his body.
His hat and arms soaked and his shirt sticks to his chest.
Watch him has he authoritatively walks and explains challenges.
And swiftly reveals people that have been voted out of the tribe:
Observe him in thought. He is thinking. You are thinking. We are all thinking about his cargo shorts again.
And now he is thinking about that time we all thought about his cargo shorts.
Look at him in this stupid hat. It's so stupid and yet it doesn't even matter because the man under that hat is perfection.
And this necklace. What a silly necklace.
Or THIS silly necklace. He has so many necklaces and it's all OK because when you look at the necklace you can also see his chest hair.
Sometimes he takes off the jewelry and puts on doctor's outfits. Then he looks like a total hot doc.
If Brendan Fraser weren't in this picture it would be a perfect image.
Before we wrap this up, take a gander at this picture of Jeff in tiny shorts with an old lady.
And one last look at his beautifully crossed arms.
And a final look at his dimples that you can see even when he's on a speeding boat.
Yes he's real. This is real.
