So maybe you've seen Guardians Of The Galaxy and realized that you laughed, cried, and loved it.
Sure, Chris Pratt was insanely hot. But he's not why we are here.
Who we are here for is Groot.
Yes, the lovable tree guy with a limited vocabulary who STOLE OUR HEARTS.
And when he smiled, it was like our chests opened up and the heavens poured in.
Not only was he strong...
...and very powerful.
But he was generous and kind.
And silly.
And tall.
And magical.
And lovable in ways that can't be explained.
And if adult Groot wasn't enough to tug so hard at your heartstrings that they snapped in half, then came baby Groot. Sweet, sweet, wonderful baby Groot.
AND HE DANCED.
And it was like nothing else in the world mattered, as long as you had Groot.
And you wanted to play with Groot, and be his best friend and love him forever.
And this basically summed up Groot and just thinking about him brings a tear to your eye.
So here's to Groot, young and old, and the unbreakable bond we have with you.
