There was a time Bruce Jenner didn't have his ears pierced, and it sucked.
Then he got them pierced and everything was better.
They really accent his ears in a nice way!!
And now they have a life of their own.
Kris hates them but whatever.
They can't be ignored, because they are a part of our history and the future.
Plus they call themselves the "studs" which is fun!
So basically Bruce Jenner's earrings are the best thing ever. The End!