RIP Brad Pitt's Lady Hair

    It was the hair we never wanted but got anyway.

    Well, folks, it's happened. The moment we knew would come. Brad Pitt has cut his hair.

    Yes, he's wearing a hat, but you can still see that he clearly does not have his mane anymore. It is gone. Vanished. Kaput.

    So here's to you, you beautiful son a bitch.

    You perfect blonde 'do.

    You collection of strands of golden whisps.

    You perfectly bunned little devil.

    GOODBYE TO YOU, YOU LONG, LUSCIOUS HAIRS.

    WE WILL MISS YOUR COURAGE AND STRENGTH.

    YOUR BEAUTY AND LENGTH.

    GOODBYE AND LOVE YOU BYE.