Aubrey Plaza’s Deadpanning 28 Times

But she’s also really really funny, so here are 28 funny things she said. Happy birthday Aubrey!!

1. “Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf. So… on behalf of Amy, I want to thank the devil and all the dark lords!”

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2. “I was an intern for Samba Post-Its and one day my job was to literally wallpaper a bathroom with Post-Its.”

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3. ” I don’t know. Am I famous? Sometimes I get really great shampoo for free.”

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4. ” I’m lucky if I don’t spend the entire day watching Bravo and staring at the wall.”

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5. “I worked myself until I was hospitalized, which is how I like to do it. I like to just blow it out until I’m almost dead.”

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6. “I’m too awkward to date, I think. I’m kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.”

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7. “I’m terrible at time traveling.”

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8. “I went to Catholic school, so a plaid skirt, a button-down, and leather shoes were all I know. That’s still how I dress.”

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9. “I have been obsessed with Judy Garland since I was 12.”

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10. “Old people can go fuck themselves”

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11. ” I wish I was fluent [in Spanish]. My family speaks to me in Spanish, and I respond in English.”

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12. “The more stuff I do the more free stuff I get, which is kind of nice.”

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14. “I feel like I’m peaking now — maybe I should just call it and quit!”

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15. “I might go back to seventh grade and tell myself not to wear those chain ball necklaces or those JNCO jeans that were really wide.”

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16. “Fuck you old people, I’m going to live forever!”

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17. ” The more naked Shia [Labeouf] we can see, the better.”

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18. “Delaware is so fucking weird, but so great.”

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19. “I’m always like, “I think I’m just gonna play Boulder Dash with my friends and then watch Battlestar Galactica.”

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20. “Me and Miley Cyrus have so much in common. It’s crazy.”

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21. “If Nas Approves, I approve”

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22. “The thing about me is that it looks like there’s just a storm brewing… It’s a smoke and mirrors. It’s an illusion. There’s nothing happening in here. I know nothing.”

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23. “I was definitely a weirdo. I don’t know where it came from. It just kind of happened out of nowhere.”

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24. “When I was a kid I really wanted to be an old woman.”

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25. “I see Nicolas Cage movies. I watch really bad reality television… I know, I’m a disappointment.”

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26. “I fell down a mountain yesterday…yeah, I think it was a mountain.”

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27. “The Internet is pretty much how I got where I am.”

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